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Happy Birthday to my wife Karolina today. She's not a member but just thought i'd tell you the great surprise present i got her. Driving back from the city last night she got pulled into a random breath test. The copper says "pull over to the side madam". He goes to his vehicle for a while then comes back and rips off the rego label asking where the current one is located and putting the scare into her by explaining that it's illegal to have the old stickers on and she's liable for a penalty notice. Wife says "dunno my husband looks after those things". He says "tell your husband he owes you dinner" then lets her off. Damn, instead of a small fine now it's gunna cost me an expensive dinner! The new one was in the bloody glovebox, that's close enough isn't it?
See chicks always get off.
Its not fare.
Happy birthday anyway to her.
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