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That leaves more cucumbers for the Sheik to shove up his ass.
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Krankin
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Bloody idiots.......fancy sitting down with your woman for a munch,and not being able add a cucmber or banana for some added mealtime enjoyment.
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KraftyPg
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Wrap the cucumber in foil, makes all the difference to air line security checks.
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Dave
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The way things are going.
We'll be under Muslim law.
We'll be under Muslim law.
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Krankin
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Dave
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Leave it there please.
Dont wanna know what you do with your vege's. Haha.
Second your comment though, I wont be bowing down to these minorities.
Dont wanna know what you do with your vege's. Haha.
Second your comment though, I wont be bowing down to these minorities.
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KraftyPg
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I hope you visitors feel the same way Krankin. No shortage on smiles in your happy snaps I bet 
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Krankin
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EVERYONE needs to get a pet pig and house it in the front yard of your house...they wont buy near you then
Yeah I heard that if you bury a pig in the ground, they won't build a church on it.
That ought to give a lot of town planners some comfort.
That ought to give a lot of town planners some comfort.
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KraftyPg
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Bet the council will love that, we'd all get a pork tax, wouldn't be able to have a pork in our own property without paying them. I do like the idea of having dinner in the front yard though.
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Dave
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Enjoy Fella's
AUSTRALIA WAS IN A TERRIBLE STATE
The Country was in a terrible state,
As the Parliament sat for the Budget Debate.
It was quite a few minutes before Gillard spoke,
Then she said, ‘Sex will cost you two bucks a poke,
Whether your short, skinny or thick.
A tax will be paid on the use of your prick’.
Penny Wong rose and said ‘Julia look here,
Will this tax apply to those who are queer?’
Greenie Bob Brown looked rather glum,
‘May I be exempt, I only like bum.’
Julia replied and sounded quite airy
‘You’ll pay double you dirty old fairy’
Up rose Tony Abbott, to tremendous applause
Grabbed Julie Bishop and ripped off her drawers
He straddled across her and fucked her at will
Then shouted to Gillard, ‘Put that on the Bill’!
Wayne Swan shouted, ‘I think I’ll resign,
I haven’t had sex for a very long time.
I dream every night of a big juicy crutch,
But two bucks a go .. that’s too fucking much.’
The House was in uproar, the fighting went on,
Till Turnbull banged on the Bar with his dong,
‘With a tax on a poke in the front and the back
All we can do is have a good whack.’
I disagree said Joyce with a leer,
And stuck his big prick into Bob Katter’s ear.
The backbenchers came and the Cabinet went
Rudd took his out and found it was bent.
‘Look here’, he cried as it swung in the air,
‘For those who are bent a discount is fair.’
So all checked their dicks, the Speaker was last,
And in the excitement, the damn Bill was passed.
So now in the beds of Australia at night,
There’s many a fanny that’s closed up real tight.
They’re taxing our booze and taxing our smokes
And now the bastards are taxing our pokes.
If two bucks a head is the price we must pay
It now with ourselves we find we must play
To quench our frustrations we must have a wank
And for the state of our Country – we’ve Gillard to thank!
Shane is already onto that.
Oh and read the second article on the first page.
Thats a disgrace.
The second article makes you want to holster a Glock 17. I'd prefer something that took 5.56mm ammo but the Glock is easier to target at short range than an MSSR.
And boy do I want the keys to them silos in Montana. Wouldn't mind conducting a few tests between Egypt and India.
And boy do I want the keys to them silos in Montana. Wouldn't mind conducting a few tests between Egypt and India.
Bigalski
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Beer Battered Bacon
d22dave
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What shit in the second story the attackers felt like victims because her boyfriend was trying to defend her, He,s probably lucky he didnt cop jail, The law is an ass
the judge felt sorry for the atackers coz they werent used to the demon drink being muslim,err hang on judge muslims aint sposed to drink let alone atack people in the street.
imagine if the white (trash) girl had atacked the poor muslim girl theyd be sat in jail cell by now.
uk is 99% islamified they can do no wrong.
do you have australian defence league like our english defence league?
imagine if the white (trash) girl had atacked the poor muslim girl theyd be sat in jail cell by now.
uk is 99% islamified they can do no wrong.
do you have australian defence league like our english defence league?
Nevyn
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I think the boyfriend was way too soft !!!!!!!
Navvic
Member
Give it time, it starts with these kind of things.
RLI
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RLI and the good lords solution!
On the eight day God created his Christian warrior special forces armies.
On the ninth day he was extremely busy by creating H&K weapon systems, General dynamics armament and technical products, Lockheed Martin fighter planes, Boeing attack helicopters Trident attack submarines.
On the tenth day he created the ultimate Muslim headache thermo nuclear weapons. These babies are rated on a level with the discovery of how to forge steel and the advent of mounted combat as among the most influential developments in a seemingly race to combat extreme religious fuck-heads.
On the eleventh day God celebrated (shit out of luck day). This happens when your Muslim enemies cross the threshold of the point of no return. This is when day’s eight; nine and ten automatically come into force.
My motto (Kill them all, let God sought the good from the bad!)
PS, May you all have a very special happy and safe Christmas and a prosperous new year!
Kind regards,
Your humble servant;
RLI
On the eight day God created his Christian warrior special forces armies.
On the ninth day he was extremely busy by creating H&K weapon systems, General dynamics armament and technical products, Lockheed Martin fighter planes, Boeing attack helicopters Trident attack submarines.
On the tenth day he created the ultimate Muslim headache thermo nuclear weapons. These babies are rated on a level with the discovery of how to forge steel and the advent of mounted combat as among the most influential developments in a seemingly race to combat extreme religious fuck-heads.
On the eleventh day God celebrated (shit out of luck day). This happens when your Muslim enemies cross the threshold of the point of no return. This is when day’s eight; nine and ten automatically come into force.
My motto (Kill them all, let God sought the good from the bad!)
PS, May you all have a very special happy and safe Christmas and a prosperous new year!
Kind regards,
Your humble servant;
RLI
i like billys take on suicue bombers!
Billy Connolly talks about suicide bombers = funny - YouTube
Billy Connolly talks about suicide bombers = funny - YouTube
