shaggy
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Two female friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had overdone things a bit on the Bacardi Breezers.
Quite hammered and walking home, they needed to pee, so stopped in the cemetary.
Neither has anything to wipe with, so one took off her knickers and used them, the other (who didn't want to look sus going home with no undies) found a wreath with a ribbon on it, and used that.
After they were done, they headed home.
A couple of days later, the husbands of these girls were having a beer together when one of them said "I'm a bit worried about the girls night out. My missus came home with no undies on!"
"You think you've got problems?" exclaimed the other guy, clearly quite distraught. "Mine had a card stuck in her undies that said 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you!' "
Quite hammered and walking home, they needed to pee, so stopped in the cemetary.
Neither has anything to wipe with, so one took off her knickers and used them, the other (who didn't want to look sus going home with no undies) found a wreath with a ribbon on it, and used that.
After they were done, they headed home.
A couple of days later, the husbands of these girls were having a beer together when one of them said "I'm a bit worried about the girls night out. My missus came home with no undies on!"
"You think you've got problems?" exclaimed the other guy, clearly quite distraught. "Mine had a card stuck in her undies that said 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you!' "
