rastik86
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In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.
The interview went as follows:*
The lady reporter: *“I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?”*
The farmer stared at the reporter and said, “Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?”
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”
Farmer: “Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”
Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information but what about getting to the point?”
Farmer: *“I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day... and only screwing you once a year. Wouldn't you get mad?”
The interview went as follows:*
The lady reporter: *“I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?”*
The farmer stared at the reporter and said, “Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?”
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”
Farmer: “Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”
Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information but what about getting to the point?”
Farmer: *“I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day... and only screwing you once a year. Wouldn't you get mad?”
