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Billy the Kid

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This should cause a giggle or two :)


> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF
> LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
> THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?
> WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
>
>
> MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS
> SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
> APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
>
>
>I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY,I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME
> NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
>
>
> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY
> BACK UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
>
> THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
> WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
> RINGGOLD HIGH SCHOOL ...
> YES. YES, I DID. I'M A TIGER,' HE GLEAMED WITH
> PRIDE.
>
> WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

> HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1962.. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
>
> YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
>
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
>
>
>
>
> THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED
> FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED,
> DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
>
>
>
>
>'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???
 

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