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Hi All, We (Wife, three kids, Navara and the Jayco off road Expanda) are heading over to Adelaide for a family do two weeks before Easter (4 days in Adelaide). On the way back we have planned to stay in the Coorong on the first night, Naracoorte the second Mount Gambier the third and...

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner one night. DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours? SON: At School. Robot slaps son! SON: Ok, I lied, I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! SON: Ok, it...

The newspaper, "The Australian," over a period of weeks sought entries for The Great Australian yarn. This was the winner: Two cattle drovers were standing in an Outback bar. One asked, "What are ya up to, mate?" "Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie." "Oh...

Subject: Give Generously Collingwood flood victims need assistance - Please Give Generously Torrential rain hit Collingwood in the early hours of last night. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, flannies...

Hi All, Just wondering if you could (if you have time) let me know what you think of the canopy you have had fitted to your Navara? What are the good features? What don’t you like? What would you have done different? Now you have had a look at others, would you change brand next time...

Hi Guy's, Taking the family down to Queenscliff (VIC) end of Jan 2011 and was wondering if anyone has any suggestions on what to see where to go and are there any tracks to explore ?? Any information would be gratefully accepted

Julia Gillard was seated next to a little girl on an aeroplane leaving from Sydney. She turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it...

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied a ship in distress. "Follow me, son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the ship. "First we swim around the people in the water with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around...

This is a copy of an actual letter sent to the then DFAT Minister The Hon Alexander Downer and the then Immigration Minister The Hon Amanda Vanstone. The Government tried in desperation to censure the author, but got nowhere because every legal person who read it nearly wet themselves...

MOMS IN GROUP THERAPY A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the...

Apple does it again! Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at...

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon...

A family of Collingwood supporters heads out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Geelong footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister, "Hey, Pox Face, I've decided to become a Geelong supporter and I want this for Christmas."...

Melbourne's new super cameras location Victoria Police and the Dept of Justice announced 30 non-fixed red light cameras around Melbourne will become fixed, digital and upgraded to catch speeding drivers. We reveal the locations: · Burke Rd & Prospect Hill Rd Camberwell VIC 3124 · Springvale Rd...

WOMAN'S DIARY Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him, thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very...

Hi All, Happy New Year, may 2011 be happy trails to all. Looking forward to reading all about your adventures, failures and successes. Bought a new Titanium in Nov 2009 and shes been great apart from the rattle at 2500 rpm, Was told today by Nissan Service they are aware of it but...