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Hi All, We (Wife, three kids, Navara and the Jayco off road Expanda) are heading over to Adelaide for a family do two weeks before Easter (4 days in Adelaide). On the way back we have planned to stay in the Coorong on the first night, Naracoorte the second Mount Gambier the third and...

All the windows have solid frames , the tint is 90% people cant see in (you cant see out), the windows locking points hinges and struts are all well engineered and are very robust. The internal light comes on when you open the back hatch. The canopy is held on by clamps (no holes).

The new canopy

Sorry I didnt get back to you earlier, had the canopy fitted, looks brilliant!!!! the guy who fitted it was great, very flexible and customer freindly. I'll bang on some photo's

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner one night. DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours? SON: At School. Robot slaps son! SON: Ok, I lied, I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! SON: Ok, it...

The newspaper, "The Australian," over a period of weeks sought entries for The Great Australian yarn. This was the winner: Two cattle drovers were standing in an Outback bar. One asked, "What are ya up to, mate?" "Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie." "Oh...

Is it still making a rattling sound?

Nick Maxwell's girlfriend gets home to him jumping around celebrating and shouting "43 days, 43 days!" She asks him why he is celebrating, and Nick tells her that its how long it took him to finish a jigsaw puzzle. "Thats a good thing?" she asks. "You bet!" replies Nick. "It says between 3 to 6...

Eddie is on a major recruitment drive, no part of the world is left untouched. In Iran he finds a 16 year old, 208cm, 95kg can leap like a roo and catch like Mark Waugh, fantastic ball skills with a soccer ball. Eddie figures he’s worth taking back to Melbourne to retrain as a centre half...

What the diference Between Yoghurt and a Collingwood Player? A: At least Yoghurt has a little culture

A family of Collingwood supporters heads out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Geelong footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister, "Hey mole, I've decided to become aGeelong supporter and I want this for Christmas". His...

A Collingwood girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the worker, cupping his ear. "No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."

A Collingwood supporter went down to Centrelink to claim welfare after realising she was the only one of her friends - (who were all Collingwood supporters) - who was not on benefits. "How many children do you have?" the man at Centrelink asked. "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?"...